Bureau of Code Health · Slop Inspection Division

CODEBASE REPORT CARD

slop-check™ — How vibe-coded is your codebase?

Total Slop

Inspector's Comments

Itemized Charges

SLOP CHECK

TOTAL SLOP

THANK YOU FOR CODING RESPONSIBLY
NO REFUNDS ON TECHNICAL DEBT

Where to Start

Areas of Concern

Assigned Homework — paste into your coding agent